OK so there are at least 4 types of guys and out of these for types there can also be sub-groups...I'll go into that next time a guy friend acts like a douche bag, however tonight I will just go over the 4 b/c it's almost ten and I am tired.
1. The Nice Guy - This is the poor shmuck that never gets the girl or maybe the right girl. The girl is dumb b/c if she really wants and awesome family with no divorce and a supportive man then she needs to stop dating the "bad boy" and have something that is real and won't end in misery and heartache. The unfortunate thing is there is not many of these guys left. The ones that are left are in a man cave from the crazy chick that took advantage of his kindness and won't come out, or they are gay.
2. The Bad Boy- This is the real D.B. that doesn't call doesn't care doesn't help doesn't keep commitments, is in it for the tail, lies, lies some more, makes stupid excuses for why he hasn't or can't show up, makes plans then finds something better to do like hang out with another girl then lie about where he is going and oh man I am sorry made these plans first and totally forgot, bitch please.... and really only wants you around when he needs something(booty call). Take for instance a text of the bad boy asking a girl how her day was, the girl says it was fine, the bad boy says are you sure you don't sound fine, so the girl tells the bad boy about whatever it was that upset her to which he replies well I don't want to get into that but here let me share my problems with you. Basically that was a rhetorical question I really don't give a shit but please by all means solve my problems. This is the worst kind of guy and unfortunately I known way too many, and all caring women are drawn to these lying sacks of shit b/c they know how to work us...and several of us at one time. Don't ever kid yourself in thinking you are special...honey you aren't sorry better I say it you read it and leave him in your dust b/c he is not worthy...go get you a nice guy, I know a couple I will introduce you.
Nerd- Nerds aren't always nice guys, I married one, we are divorced...case closed. Most nerds I have run across are over compensating for being picked on in high school. Zak Bagans, ahem....anyways sometimes after college they can turn in to a self absorbed moron and hence becomes the bad boy. Sometimes they can go the other direction and make something better of themselves but...yeah He’s also very focused on his goals. He’s laying the groundwork for a great future, but probably won’t have any time to enjoy it. You know the type. The guy who tells you he’s got to have a $1 million in the bank before he has a kid, and he really means it.
The Perfect Man: There are a few words that describe the Perfect Man—sexy, seductive, sensitive, sweet, and stable (both emotionally and financially). These are all the ingredients that make up the elusive perfect man. This rare breed of male is almost as elusive as the Lochness Monster, but unlike the legendary sea creature, the perfect man does exist.
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